Cold

COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. . . . . . .

65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Michigan plant gardens.

60 above zero:

Hawaiians don coats, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Michigan sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & British cars won't start.
People in Michigan drive with their windows down.

40 above zero:

Arizonans shiver uncontrollably
People in Michigan throw on a hoodie.

30 above zero:
Texans winterize their homes and cars.
People in Michigan close their windows.

20 above zero:
New York landlords turn up the heat.
People in Michigan have a cookout.

Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Michigan get out their winter coats.

10 below zero:
Children in the south get the day off school.

Girl Scouts in Michigan sell cookies door to door.

20 below zero:
Washington D.C. runs out of hot air.
People in Michigan let their dogs sleep indoors.

30 below zero:
Santa Claus and the reindeer abandon the North Pole.

People in Michigan get upset because the snowmobile won't start.

40 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
People in Michigan start saying...Cold enough for ya?